Wars, one of Nintendo’s finest series — and one they seem intent on leaving to die in the cold like a dog — blew up in the West on the Game Boy Advance, but in Japan it’s a lot older.
Classic ’90s cartoon Biker Mice From Mars follows a trio of alien rodents attempting to save the Earth from the evil army that destroyed their home planet. Mobile strategy game Biker Mice: Mars Attacks tells the story of the Plutarkian war on Mars. Weird.
If you had to ask me the one thing that would get me interested in the hyper-partisan wasteland that is American politics, I’d have to say Advance Wars.