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Ark: Survival Evolved Is Coming To Mobile Devices

Ark: Survival Evolved, famed mushroom trip and monster crapping simulator, is coming to mobile phones. The pint-sized port should be the perfect outlet for anyone who can’t wait to get home before satisfying their naked dinosaur hunting urges.

Poo: The Most Important Thing In Ark: Survival Evolved

Ark: Survival Evolved is a shitty game. Literally. You might think it’s about dinosaurs and blowing stuff up, but no. The real star of the show is this guy: The humble poo. Let’s explore all the wonderful ways poo brightens up the harsh world of this survival game.