Imagine, for a moment, that you play through Infinite not as Booker DeWitt, but rather as Michael Bluth. OK. Now imagine that you still have Elizabeth around, only her characterisation is less “Disney Princess” and more “Gob Bluth”
Did you catch the gaming poster in the trailer for the return of Arrested Development? It’s the periodic table of game controllers! …which is a real poster, by the way. You, too, can be like George Michael.