Briefly: Um, no thank you.
It’s the week of E3, so of course Vice is covering the video game industry’s largest annual event in true Vice style: by writing about plastic cases that let you mould your very own 3D-printed dildos.
Back in the ’80s, hardcore gamers loved the sort of simplistic fare that mobile gamers thrive on today. So why can’t the hardcore embrace popular mobile games? I’m guessing it’s the lack of almost completely unrelated painted cover art.