And now for the most impressive thing I've seen all day: a Minecraft mobile phone that not only works, it can make video calls from inside the game. It's amazing.

Bungie "Aerospace" filed a trademark for a new phone-based game called "Crimson" last week. The trademark is described as a "Computer game software for use on mobile and cellular phones." and "Computer game software downloadable from a global computer network."

Enjoy mobile phone gaming? Don't mind looking like a goob? Have I got something for you.

In Japan, hostesses are dolled up girls that work in bars, pour men's drinks and light their cigarettes. Hosts?

Ponzi scheme mastermind Bernie Madoff is in jail for pulling off the biggest financial swindle ever. Nothing says white collar crime like a cell phone game.

Japan's Finance Minister Shoichi Nakagawa showed up at the G7 meeting in Rome totally blotto earlier this month. This calls for a cell phone game.