crab
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Splatoon 3’s Best New Feature Is A Shoe Store Run By A Hairy Crab-Lobster
You don’t need to be a Splatoon aficionado to be able to recognise good. Mr. Coco, an enormous wife-beater-wearing crab-like who runs a shoe shop, is purest goodness. That’s just solid good. The store is called Crush Station, and that makes no sense on any level. Perfection.
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Crab Battles Get Turned Into A Real Video Game
Here we see two crabs fighting each other with a sword in each claw. Video games truly are the best.