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Take A Hint, Tails
18Pondering why Sonic’s fourth game paired him with Knuckles, and not Tails, Dorkly envisions this uncomfortable meeting with the hedgehog’s agent. The audience wants unlikely allies, right? Even as hated, as Jar-Jar-class loathed as Tails is, somehow, we can’t help but think this is where it all started to turn south for the series.
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Who Said Plants Are Immune To The Zombie Plague?
When you get bitten by a zombie, you turn into a zombie. It’s one of the cardinal rules of the undead, but what if you’re a sentient plant? Are you immune? Says who?
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The Real Reason Behind Zelda’s Sheik Disguise
Relationships flourish on trust, but if you had the opportunity to hide in plain sight and observe how your significant other behaves when you aren’t around, would you take it? Zelda sure as hell would.
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Remember, Rampage Monsters Are Naked People Too
What happens to the gigantic monsters from arcade classic Rampage after they’ve transformed back into their unclothed human selves? That all depends on what sort of naked human you revert into.