Hello all you perfumed meatbags of impending doom, and welcome to Ask Dr NerdLove, the only dating advice column that patches a New Game+ into your love life.
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Hello my motile macaques of love, and welcome to Ask Dr NerdLove, the dating advice column that’s mankind’s last, best hope for pizza. This week, we’re talking about the trials of finding love, when everything seems to be working against you.