Part of the fun of Jumanji was, apart from the fact that Robin Williams was in the film, was its seeming plausibility. Opening a board game and finding the horrors inside made sense.
The Jumanji remake, titled Welcome to the Jungle, starts with a bunch of kids finding something that looks like a ColecoVision. It doesn't get better from there.
You are cordially invited to the wedding of the century: Rihanna Fenty and Dwayne Johnson are finally tying the knot.
Things haven't been going awesome for Kim Kardashian recently, what with the robbery and her husband's psychotic break. Hey, she's taking selfies again, at least! Kim, if you're reading this, take solace in the fact that the version of you in my game of The Sims is having a much, much worse time.
You have to steel yourself before going to see a new movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It's an intense feat of mental conditioning, on par with the way Mr. Johnson hyped himself up before stepping into the ring during his glory days as a professional wrestler.
Dwayne Johnson. Better known as The Rock. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Need I say more? I know: I don't. The Rock speaks for himself, often in the third person. But I'm going to anyway. Because Hercules is finally upon us.
