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In the hierarchy of things you don't put in your mouth, fireworks are right up there with razor blades and hobos, but nothing will stand in the way of Nabisco's relentless quest to keep Snacktaku from eating things that aren't Oreos.


Every July 4, I like to reflect on the most American game ever made -- so American, in fact, that it could only be made in Japan. I'm speaking of Metal Wolf Chaos -- a game which opens with the President of the United States exploding out of the oval office in a mecha suit, sporting more guns than the NRA's wet dreams.