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Max Payne 3 Unloads Both Barrels Into Game Critics And They Just Won’t Die
Just when he thought he could lose his tragic past in a booze and pill-addled haze, Rockstar Games drags Max Payne out of retirement for a third series of unfortunate events. If I were him, I’d go after them first.
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Kinect Star Wars Lures Game Critics To The Dark Side
What a ridiculous, attention-grabbing headline! Everybody knows game reviewers have already succumbed to the dark side; it’s a job requirement. Looking at the scores Kinect Star Wars is pulling in I’m beginning to wonder if there’s an even darker side.
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Game Critics Punish Ninja Gaiden 3 For A Change
For years, the folks at Team Ninja have been making poor game reviewers battle their way through some of the most ninja battles in gaming history. With the release of Ninja Gaiden 3 the tables are finally turned.
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Street Fighter X Tekken Drops Game Critics With A One-Two Punch
Street Fighter. Tekken. Game titles followed by periods. These are the sort of weighty things on the mind of video game critics as they explore the fighting genre’s latest epic crossover. Epic. Crossover.