hansel and gretel

  • Dark Souls’ Awful Basilisks Taught Me How To Play The Game

    Dark Souls’ Awful Basilisks Taught Me How To Play The Game

    It’s the colour of a shrunken oily olive. Its true eyes are pinpricks of light situated on either side of its threateningly wide mouth, and its false eyes wobble like (boobs?) batteries rolling around a broken flashlight on top of its scaly head. It is FromSoftware’s loathed but consistent creature the burping basilisk, which you…