We all have them. Our guilty pleasure movies. Movies we like that we don't like to tell other people. Films that bring us unbridled joy while making others cringe in pain. Films so many people hate but you just, somehow, for whatever reason, love. This is my list.

Video: Instead of an alien comeback, in Darren Wallace's version of the Independence Day sequel, creepy toys of the same era attack our planet.

Every July 4, I like to reflect on the most American game ever made -- so American, in fact, that it could only be made in Japan. I'm speaking of Metal Wolf Chaos -- a game which opens with the President of the United States exploding out of the oval office in a mecha suit, sporting more guns than the NRA's wet dreams.