You can’t keep a good alien dead set on world domination down, even if he’s a bad alien who is in fact very bad at world domination. Because Invader Zim is finally returning to TV in a brand-new movie titled Enter the Florpus.

If there is one thing Nickelodeon has realised in the last year or so, it's the vast money- and publicity-generating power of nostalgia. But since it's bringing Invader Zim back, I'm kind of OK with the pandering.

If you're told something repeatedly, it's hard not to get it stuck in your head. It's hard not to believe the most awful things people say about you, simply because they have said it enough times. And that's the trickiest thing about bullying.