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Lego Indiana Jones 2: You Won’t Like How This Ends

Lego Indiana Jones 2: You Won’t Like How This Ends

The finale from Raiders of the Lost Ark, as interpreted by Lego Indiana Jones 2, has been posted and, unlike the witty rendering of the Nepal shootout, this one’s sanitised to the point of condescension. Disco-dancing replaces face-melting. Yes, really.

Lego Indy Trailer Discreetly Avoids Dr. Jones’ Creepy Past

Lego Indy Trailer Discreetly Avoids Dr. Jones’ Creepy Past

Here’s the Nepal bar shootout scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, for Lego Indiana Jones 2. I guess the Lego-talk gibberish can’t get across the sequence’s subtle implication that Dr. Jones was boinking Marion when she 16.