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Nintendo
7 years ago

Real Cat Would Rather Die Than Play Super Mario Bros

Luke Plunkett
5

I freakin’ loved the new Super Mario Bros. But I’m a human, with hands for loving video games. I’m not a cat, dressed up like Mario and forced to re-enact the moves of a video game for the enjoyment of humans on the internet.

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