Most of the worst moments in the original Assassin’s Creed game happened just after you finished a big, juicy, satisfying quest. “Congratulations!” the game would say, “welcome back to the bland, white, walking-speed-only world of The Modern Day.” Assassin’s Creed, the film, is a full 116 minutes of that.
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