The Kickstarter-funded short film that featured laser unicorns, Hitler and David Hasselhoff is coming back - and it's starring Michael Fassbender.
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Here's a sentence I'm just incredibly sad to type: Alien: Covenant is bad.
Most of the worst moments in the original Assassin's Creed game happened just after you finished a big, juicy, satisfying quest. "Congratulations!" the game would say, "welcome back to the bland, white, walking-speed-only world of The Modern Day." Assassin's Creed, the film, is a full 116 minutes of that.
Production company New Regency is so sure about December's Assassin's Creed movie that it's already talking sequel. Might want to pick up a ticket early, along with . . . I dunno, a $US1200 ($1596) replica of a 15th century crossbow. That sounds nice.
Over the weekend Entertainment Weekly posted a story about the upcoming Fassbender-fuelled Assassin's Creed movie featuring the image above. The story was about -- what does it matter? We've got everything we need to pass judgement right here.
Briefly: Here's how Michael Fassbender will look in the Assassin's Creed film, which is scheduled to be released in December 2016. He plays Callum Lynch, a dude who uses Abstergo tech to revisit his 15th-century Spanish ancestor, Aguilar, according to Yahoo. Presumably Fassbender will play both characters. They start filming next week.
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