Most of the worst moments in the original Assassin’s Creed game happened just after you finished a big, juicy, satisfying quest. “Congratulations!” the game would say, “welcome back to the bland, white, walking-speed-only world of The Modern Day.” Assassin’s Creed, the film, is a full 116 minutes of that.
Over the weekend Entertainment Weekly posted a story about the upcoming Fassbender-fuelled Assassin’s Creed movie featuring the image above. The story was about — what does it matter? We’ve got everything we need to pass judgement right here.