In 2017, Snacktaku pledged it would no longer be a slave to Nabisco's relentless barrage of novelty Oreo flavours. Now it's 2018, and it's so cold in the US that we'll put anything with the word "hot" on the package in our mouth.

Due to a rapid-fire barrage of novel new flavours, Snacktaku has instituted a temporary moratorium on Oreo videos. But then they had to go and drag apple pie into this. Fine, Nabisco, but you're not getting a video. Let's talk Apple Pie Oreos.

June 2 was National Doughnut Day in the States, the day of celebrating fried sweet dough, torus-shaped and otherwise. Nabisco celebrated this joyous holiday by reminding us that there's nothing quite like a warm jelly doughnut, especially not a creme-filled sandwich cookie.

In the hierarchy of things you don't put in your mouth, fireworks are right up there with razor blades and hobos, but nothing will stand in the way of Nabisco's relentless quest to keep Snacktaku from eating things that aren't Oreos.

Now thats it's finished tasting game cartridges, Snactaku moves on to something slightly more edible. We were unsure about the Easter-themed combination of Marshmallow Peeps and Oreo cookies, but now we are completely certain our entire digestive tract is currently bright pink.

After spending 2016 eating strange and horrible things, Snacktaku is kicking off the year on a high note. Let 21 January 2017 be forever known as the day Snacktaku ate Chocolate Strawberry Oreos, one of the best limited edition flavours in ages.

The look of terror in my eyes is half the idea of Oreo cookies filled with Swedish Fish "flavour creme," half the outrageous pressure put on me to eat them from the moment they became a real thing. I have done your bidding. Please release my family. The good ones, at least.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Both are technically edible. Blueberry Pie Oreos are a sort of a pale violet that looks nothing like something that should make its way to your stomach.