Normally, we’d recommend just about any piece of fan fiction that begins with Metroid bounty hunter Samus Aran coming out of the closet. But McSweeney’s satirical rant from the Zebes native isn’t even remotely sexy.
Pikachu to the rescue! Just got back from the doctor’s — the morning was spent at the doctor’s office. Both the kid and I are a tad under the weather. So after hitting the chemist, we got masks for when we visit the baby (as not to get it sick)….
According to a report from blog Joystick Division, one of their staffers was allegedly viciously attacked by a man claiming to be a Kotaku reader. The writer, Gary Hodges, claims that after being assaulted and told “I’m gunna teach you to be a Kotaku reader,” a crude “K” was scrawled…