novelties
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Smell Like An Orc With These RPG-Inspired Perfumes
Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs, who brought you “Chtulhu: The Fragrance”, has released a line of RPG-themed “perfume oil blends”. Yes, if you’ve always wanted to smell like an elf but never thought to mix parma violet, hawthorne bark, white moss and a bunch of other shit together, they’ve got you covered.
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Angry Birds Coming To A Board Game This Year
If you treasure all that time spent building Mousetrap’s contraption and its inevitable collapse midway through, then Angry Birds: Knock on Wood, a board game due later this year from Mattel, is perfect for you. Yes, it has a slingshot.