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I Tried The Hentai Game With The ‘Ultimate Character Creator’ And Now I Need Jesus (NSFW)
A porn game releasing this month touts that it has the “Ultimate Character Creator” that will let players create a perfect partner. I tried it out, and was surprised to find a dizzying array of options, many of which you can’t find in a conventional game. (This post is not safe for work!)
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A Dildo Maker Has Finally Determined What The Shape Of Water’s Fish Dick Looks Like
The Shape of Water is the story of a star-crossed affair between a mute woman and a fish man god-creature, a film that all but dares us to imagine the convoluted mechanism by which the latter’s genitalia becomes external and, uh, able to do sex stuff with a human. It’s also nominated for Best Picture…
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Genital Jousting’s New Story Mode Lets You Play As A Penis With Problems
By now you may have seen Genital Jousting’s party mode, where players compete to penetrate their friends (with consent, of course). The game finally came out of early access, and the full release includes a story mode that works way better than it should. It’s kind of like The Stanley Parable, but with dicks. (NSFW…
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12+ Mobile Game Giving Away Porn Star Panties
Never mind that the game has nothing to do with pornography or that it’s rated 12-years-old-and-up, but in South Korea, mobile game Sam Kook Ji Live (“Romance of Three Kingdoms Live” in English) is giving away a pair of underwear worn by Japanese adult film star Kirara Asuka.