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Professor X Has A Crush On Jean Grey After All
Video: Now that both Cyclops and Wolverine are fired, nothing can stop Charles ‘Pete Holmes’ Xavier to share his feelings and try to seduce Jean Grey. Of course, that’s not how it works. You need more than that.
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Realistic Mario Is A Remorseless Killer
“You didn’t just jump on a Koopa. You jumped on Gary. Gary Rivers.” R.I.P, Gary Rivers. May your passing serve as a reminder of what a cold-blooded murderer Pete Holmes’ Realistic Mario is.
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Street Fighter’s Blanka Can’t Make It Past The TSA
Video: There’s no question that Blanka can fight in the Street Fighter tournament, but he’s got a bigger problem – the Transportation Security Administration.
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Street Fighter’s Guile Wasn’t Really In The Military
Pete Holmes has pointed out several issues with the tactics other Street Fighter characters use, but there was no need to even go that far with one look at Guile’s military qualifications.