Going to the toilet at Ichiran Ramen means more than high-tech washlets. It means all the toilet paper you could ever want.

What happens when the world's favourite brand of stack-able potato crisps meets Nissin's popular line of Japanese-style survival rations? Lots of people tilt their heads and go "huh," for starters.

Not bad for only 20 minutes of work. Yes, eating this would be work.

Hungry? Like, really, really hungry? Then you need to visit the Tokyo noodle restaurant known as Ramen Shop, because if you can eat one of their huge bowls of ramen in a certain amount of time, your meal is free.

It might even be the best on Earth, if you believe the Michelin restaurant guide, which awarded a single star to Tokyo ramen establishment Tsuta. This is a world's first.

Behold, Men Macho Ramen. It's not Japan's best ramen establishments, but as far as over-the-top noodle restaurants go, this is the over-the-toppiest!

I sure hope you like carbs!

What kind of ramen do you expect from a game that revels in ridiculous breast physics? I guess you'd expect something like this.