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The World’s First Gamer Nut Butter Is Called Jobbie Pong
If Gamer Girl Bathwater was a marketable item at some point, why not Gamer Nut Butter? In things-that-are-edible-but-do-not-have-edible-names news, Malaysian peanut butter company Jobbie has cum come together with PC parts manufacturer Zotac Gaming Malaysia to… release the “world’s first nut butter for gamers”. A product that probably tastes really good, despite the coincidentally crass…
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Assassin’s Creed Has The Worst Scottish Accent I’ve Ever Heard
Braveheart, you have some competition. I’ve been playing my way through Assassin’s Creed Rogue on PC, and for the most part have been loving it! I was stopped dead in my tracks by this performance, though, which is wrong on multiple levels.
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Police Blotter: Sorry I Slashed Your Throat, Bro
Crime is a constant feature of video games writing. Somewhere, someone is doing something illicit with them — sometimes comically stupid, sometimes tragic. Games and consoles are currency, objects of dispute, sometimes even weapons themselves. Kotaku‘s Police Blotter is here to round up the latest in games crime.