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  • The World’s First Gamer Nut Butter Is Called Jobbie Pong

    The World’s First Gamer Nut Butter Is Called Jobbie Pong

    If Gamer Girl Bathwater was a marketable item at some point, why not Gamer Nut Butter? In things-that-are-edible-but-do-not-have-edible-names news, Malaysian peanut butter company Jobbie has cum come together with PC parts manufacturer Zotac Gaming Malaysia to… release the “world’s first nut butter for gamers”. A product that probably tastes really good, despite the coincidentally crass…


  • Police Blotter: Sorry I Slashed Your Throat, Bro

    Police Blotter: Sorry I Slashed Your Throat, Bro

    Crime is a constant feature of video games writing. Somewhere, someone is doing something illicit with them — sometimes comically stupid, sometimes tragic. Games and consoles are currency, objects of dispute, sometimes even weapons themselves. Kotaku‘s Police Blotter is here to round up the latest in games crime.