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The VTech Baby Gamer Chair Will Make Your Baby Better At Games Than You
Gamer chairs are great and all, but they are far too large for a baby. Babies, historically, have been small. There are large babies, monstrously huge infants that live to one day tower over their normal-sized parents who live in fear of them. But compared to the average human, babies are small. This means if…
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A Skyrim Fan Turned The Game’s Opening Line Into A Hilarious Pillowcase
The opening scene of Skyrim has – whether for the reasons Todd Howard and his team wanted or not – become one of the most recognisable in all of videogaming. As you wind your seemingly endless way through the countryside around Helgen, the game’s first line – “Hey, you. You’re finally awake,” acts as your…
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The Gamescom Fortnite Pooper Story Didn’t Happen, Epic Says
Yesterday, the German website Playnation.de reported on a rumour that a Gamescom attendee defecated in a bag while waiting to play Fortnite. Today, the rumour circulated further on social media. Despite how badly we may want this to be true, according to Epic it never happened. Sorry!