A car. Revving. Headlights turn on. Logo in darkness, except for a shiny red and gold "R". Fade to black. That's the 22-second clip described in 17 words, but I won't blame you if you want to watch it yourself.

On 30 November 2006 Sega celebrated the 15th anniversary of Sonic the Hedgehog with a 3D adventure marred by unfinished ideas, a convoluted storyline, sloppy mechanics and horrendous loading times. And they sealed it with a kiss.

According to a story on The Hollywood Reporter, Tim Miller -- director of Deadpool -- is going to be "developing an adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog for Sony Pictures". Which is a "a hybrid CG-animated/live-action family film".

Character guides. They're full of need-to-know information about famous characters whose faces might wind upon merchandise. Yesterday, we got a peek at a Nintendo guide that told us Yoshi's real name. Today, some pages for a Sonic character guide have surfaced, letting us know that, among other things, Sega's blue mascot hates going slow. Shocker.