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The Wii U’s Mario Kart 8 And Splatoon Taken Offline Indefinitely
For those of you who still actively play Mario Kart 8 and Splatoon online on the Wii U, you might be waiting a little bit before it comes back online. On March 3rd, VGC reported that Wii U titles Mario Kart 8 and Splatoon had been taken offline indefinitely while Nintendo attempts to resolve some security issues in the game.…
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Splatoon 3’s Katana Turns My Squid Into A Ninja, And It Rules
Splatoon 3 is filled with an assortment of colourful weaponry. From guns that look like pencil sharpeners to paint buckets in the shape of bathtubs, Nintendo’s ink ‘em up has no shortage of personality, especially when it comes to your choice of paint-splattering equipment. But despite all the distinct characteristics each weapon offers, there’s one…
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Splatoon 3’s Terrible Online Is Inexcusable At This Point
Be gentle with me, I’ve been in purgatory. By which I mean, I’ve been playing a lot of Splatoon 3 multiplayer lately, and having unlocked level 10, the ink shooter finally let me glide my way into its quirky ranked modes. Anarchy Battles, as these competitive modes are called, are a good time — if…
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The Splatoon 3 Plaza Is Filling Up With Queen Elizabeth Posts Because Of Course It Is
The passing of Britain’s long-reigning monarch has made the internet a curious place over the last 24 hours, as every brand on earth Says Something, and the rest of the world goes between mourning an important historical figure, metaphorically spitting on a colonialist grave, or shitposting themselves a path straight to hell. Splatoon players, its…