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  • Nintendo Patent Looks Like A Giant Shitpost

    Nintendo Patent Looks Like A Giant Shitpost

    On June 5, 1997, Nintendo filed a patent titled “Video game system and method with enhanced three-dimensional character and background control due to environmental conditions.” I can’t even begin to parse what the heck that means on a technical level, but what I do know is that the document’s contents are ripe for absurd internet…