Life is rough when your parents gave you the name “Dildo Face.” But why wallow in self-pity when you can engage in a little nominative determinism instead, and find ways to make the name Dildo Face work for you?
My sim Miranda, a chef, came home from work at 1 am. Her husband Marvin went outside to greet her. "Please," I whispered at my game of The Sims. "Please don't have sex right here." My prayers fell on deaf ears.