I mean, I'm not really sure what else I was expecting. Let me set the scene for you: I had just finished taking a ClickHole quiz entitled "Can You Match The Pigeons To The Way They're Ruining My Whole Life?" Afterward, I stepped away from my PC to go down to the building that houses my apartment complex's washing machine, to put my laundry in the drier. Boom: from behind a rubbish bin emerged a pigeon, eyes afire with some sort of bird emotion (probably vengeance) screaming into the sky.