Breaking news: literally. Weapons don't last long in Zelda: Breath Of The Wild. They tend to shatter, often at the most inopportune moments.

A lot of people don't like that.

I'm playing Zelda. Playing it pretty much exclusively now. For the longest time I was constantly switching between Horizon and Zelda, forgetting which button was jump, but last weekend I finished Horizon.

Now it's Zelda, all day.

Ever wonder what Link feels like when he has to cram the equivalent of eight full meals into his mouth just to survive against one tough enemy? It can't be healthy.

Sure you can run. Or you could get on a horse. You could jump off a super high mountain and glide for you bit.

Or -- hear me out here -- you could freeze an enormous rock in time, hit it with a big hammer, then hold on for dear life and the stored kinetic energy launches you into orbit.

This is now my preferred mode of travel.

Oh God. Could this week be more stacked? Horizon: Zero Dawn. Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Torment: Tides of Numenera. The third season of The Walking Dead. And the Nintendo Switch.

It's a busy week. Let's break it down.