We can confirm that as of today the Duke of Cambridge Prince William Arthur Philip Louis does not have a PlayStation 4. Prince William would like a PlayStation 4, but he does not yet have one, for even the Earl of Strathearn is subject to the iron rule of a small human being who must be fed and cared for at all hours of the day, an activity that takes priority to the purchase and usage of a PlayStation 4.
“It’s very addictive,” said the Baron Carrickfergus, who does not yet have a PlayStation 4 but may get one in the near future, dependent upon both the wishes of his wife, the Duchess of Cambridge Catherine Elizabeth “Kate” née Middleton, and the behaviour of his infant son, His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge, who was born in July of the Year of Our Lord 2013 and has not yet expressed any interest in a PlayStation 4.
“I’d like to get one but I’m not sure how my wife would feel about it,” Prince William added.
Although we have been unable to confirm whether any other members of the Royal Family have purchased or are interested in purchasing a next-generation video-game console, we can confirm that actress Mia Farrow does indeed have a PS4.
Playstation 4
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) November 16, 2013
Keep your eyes on Kotaku as we continue to follow the Royal Family PS4 Watch.
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17 responses to “Royal Family PS4 Watch: Prince William Still Does Not Have A PS4”
Poor guy, future king of England and is still pussy whipped.
I think Henry VIII had wives beheaded for not letting him get a SNES.
I will give his Majesty my PS4 on release day in exchange for a knighthood.
Finally, something in common with Royalty and Mia Farrow. Before it was one or the other.
I wonder if Woody Allen has a PS4.
No Woody just uses Mia Farrows PS4!
He has a DS
I would make a pedophile joke but this isn’t the 90s
He also plays Pokemon.
*rimshot*
Who else doesn’t have a PS4? Why doesn’t Kotaku have a comprehensive list? I find it hard to believe that something so important could go neglected.
I know Kotaku US is all about the click-bait, but I think they’re just taking the piss here.
I’m actually friends with Prince William on xbox live. We play Halo together all the time. I have never met a player that can teabag with the finesse and grace that his highness can. ’tis positively regal the way his avatar bobs up and down.
Except your insults about wanting to do things to his mother was in exceedingly poor taste…
You mean, only in this particular case, as opposed to every time? 🙂
That Mia Farrow tweet reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Lois is running for mayor and she just stands up in front of the town meeting and keeps answering “nine eleven” to every question to elicit applause.
When it rains it pours, even though pre-orders in the UK are strong, Sony have been given another perfect PR opportunity to capitalise on. I would be disappointed if Sony don’t somehow manage to take advantage of this and give the Prince a console in the coming days.
Don’t you just love it when people with buttloads of money get given stuff for free.
Just the way the world is, the rich can afford it but get given things because its great advertising.
Still, the Prince could “pay” for one for a few grand and then Sony donate the money to some cause, Sony used “Expert PR”, it’s Super Effective!
They should make him a Diana Commemorative PS4 or something, one with her face on. Then they can sell pictures to the tabloids of him looking all teary as he slits his first throat in Killzone.