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As Mario, you probably squash roughly 7,000 goombas per hour, but what about the ones you leave behind? What happens to those guys? Are they destined to walk in one single direction for the rest of time? This is the question that Enemy 585 asks, but it also provides you with a answer – a […]https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2010/11/enemy585-400x400.jpg