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</html><description>Wow. We had over well over a hundred entries for this Haiku competition, and while I thought that the grim subject matter (the terrifying Dead Space 2) would result in less hilarious entries, turns out you guys can find the funny in anything. These were my five favourites, and each entrant wins themselves a copy [&hellip;]</description><thumbnail_url>https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2011/01/dead-space-2-200x148.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
