1.0Kotaku Australiahttps://www.kotaku.com.auBrian Ashcrafthttps://www.kotaku.com.au/author/brianashcraft-usa/79.9 Years Is Too Damn Long To Play Call Of Dutyrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="6PAQdovD4F"><a href="https://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/11/79-9-years-is-too-damn-long-to-play-call-of-duty/">79.9 Years Is Too Damn Long To Play Call Of Duty</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/11/79-9-years-is-too-damn-long-to-play-call-of-duty/embed/#?secret=6PAQdovD4F" width="600" height="338" title="“79.9 Years Is Too Damn Long To Play Call Of Duty” — Kotaku Australia" data-secret="6PAQdovD4F" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script>
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In 79 years, I’ll probably be dead. So will the vast majority of our readers, save for the little arseholes on Xbox Live. For reader Jeremy (not an arsehole!), 79.9 years is apparently how long it will take him to reach “Prestige” in Call of Duty.https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/16/pgroup-googlepublishercentre-kotbrandmark.png?quality=7510001080