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The Super Mario Bros. Movie Feels Like It Was Designed In A Lab
For me and so many millions of players around the world, the Nintendo brand means something. In our hearts, it holds a place akin to the one Disney holds for others. And, importantly, it’s earned that place not just by being a massive corporation whose name is emblazoned across so many of the games we…
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I Tried The Super Mario Bros. Movie Hot Sauce And Lived
A few days after I made fun of the Super Mario Bros. bath bombs for resembling pee, a company reached out to ask if I’d like to review their line of SMB hot sauce. Before long, a set of truffle-flavored hot sauce bottles arrived at the Kotaku office. As a spice lover, this was either…
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10 Video Game Kisses We Can’t Forget
The glorious thing about a kiss is that it can mean anything while, for the most part, looking the same — lips on other lips. In a video game, though, a kiss becomes even more monumental, accompanied by mounting background music and unbound by normal facial muscles. A video game kiss, free of reality, gets…
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Everyone Sounds Awesome In The New Mario Movie But Mario
Now that we’ve all been properly satiated with memes from the second Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer, it’s time to re-address the elephant in the room: Chris Pratt’s vocal performance as Mario is holding this film back.