At some point recently, Nintendo Switches all over the country (including several belonging to Kotaku staff) decided to stop connecting to the internet, offering up some nonsense about DNS errors instead of taking us to that sweet sweet eShop. If it's happening to you, you're not alone. All you have to do is reboot your system.


The way later Animal Crossing titles have scrolled make it appear to the player that the game world is round. Zoom the camera out past the confines of a DS/3DS/TV screen, though, and the world is not so much round as it is a giant, habitable roll of toilet paper.


This weekend Nintendo is doing the Splatoon 2 beta thing. They're calling it a testfire because Nintendo flat out refuses to use the same language as other video games. Let's call it what it is: a beta.

I am very excited. Here are the Australian times!