October, we hardly knew ye.

There's an inevitable fact about a good horror movie: one day, someone will think it's a good idea to remake it -- and it will suck.

Thanks for the help, grandma.

That's not weird at all. Nope nope nope. It's just one of many unsettling things I've seen in the past week, too, as part of my horror watching binge.

Let's say you've considered watching a horror movie before but didn't know where to start. Let's say the month of October has you horror curious. Let's say I've compiled a list to guide you through several decades of nightmares.