Growing Up On The Seedy Underbelly Of The Internet

“It’s funny, I remember loading Zelda.com, and Zelda.com was definitely a porn website,” Merritt Kopas, author of Internet Murder Revenge Fantasy, recalled. “This was like, early ’90s, so I’m sure Nintendo bought it back, but [it used to be] a porn site.”

Teenagers Are Not Very Good At Being Bread

Bread is lovely. It’s soft, quiet and largely immobile. Teenagers, on the other hand, are packed with sturdy bones, boisterous and don’t stay in any one spot for too long. They’re pretty much the opposite of bread, and so they’re not very good at playing I Am Bread.