All this talk about new items and features in the upcoming Mario Kart 8, and yet we totally overlooked the game’s biggest innovation: Mario’s moustache.
Noticed by Redditor LtThunderpants, it’s hard to watch the earlier footage of Mario Kart 8 and not be mesmerised by the way Mario’s moustache wiggles:
Maybe it’s time we stop arguing about 1080p and frame rates and start asking our games to give us what really matters: moustache physics. And here’s hoping that the new Smash Bros. features this most important innovation too!
[via Reddit]
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5 responses to “Wii U Now Features Next-Gen Mario Moustache”
They better give Wario fat roll physics.
Until I see him put his hands in his pockets, I’m not impressed.
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This annoys me, I want people to be raving a
stupid thing won’t let me edit…
I want people to be raving about awesome Mk8 looks… this is great seeing a true 1080p Mario kart!
‘Physics’.
I think you mean pre-defined animation sequences that kick in when kart_speed > x