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Long Gone

My first job out of college, I was fired. I used two words with my editor that proved career limiting. I have quit with no notice; I’ve given two weeks and had cake on my last day. I’ve signed paperwork at the long conference room table twice. And I’ve had a farewell so tearful I wore sunglasses as I said goodbye.


Why A Train Wreck Can Still Be One Of Madden's Most Popular Teams

Barely a week after the Super Bowl ended, fans of the Cleveland Browns got confirmation they were functionally eliminated from contention next year too. The team’s president and general manager resigned after hiring a new head coach, a comical sequence that is so bass-ackwards you can’t even repeat it in Madden.


Once Again, Baseball Sends Up A Pinch-Hitter On The Xbox

For the second straight year we’ve gotten a January surprise with regards to baseball video games. And for the second straight year, it only nominally keeps Xbox as a relevant platform for Major League Baseball fans.


A-Rod May Not Be In MLB's Next Video Game, But Virtual PEDs Will

Alex Rodriguez was suspended yesterday for the entire 2014 Major League Baseball season. I’ve emailed the makers of MLB the Show to ask what this means as far as the roster of the next game, which releases in March. One thing that probably won’t change, however, is The Show‘s own form of performance enhancing drugs.


If You Combined Battlefield And Forza's Outrages, You'd Have NBA 2K14

Earlier this afternoon, 2K Sports’ Ronnie Singh — Ronnie2K on Twitter — gave everyone playing NBA 2K14 a code for a special pre-game player animation as a make-good for the online troubles that paralysed the game this weekend. Naturally, when I went to enter the code on my PlayStation 4, 2K’s servers were down.


Sports Video Games In 2013: A Year In Decline

To a video gamer, the pairing was so natural that I didn’t recognise how unusual it really was. On Oct. 12, ESPN broke up its top two announcing teams to put Brad Nessler and Kirk Herbstreit in the booth for the network’s Texas A&M-Ole Miss nightcap. The two have, virtually anyway, worked millions of games together in more than a decade with EA Sports’ NCAA Football series. This was their first time calling a game together in real life.


A Retired NFL Pro Skips The Autograph Line For A Call Of Duty Lobby

Seven years ago, Hunter Hillenmeyer was signing autographs in a Jewel-Osco supermarket up in Fox Lake, Ill., the kind of ham-and-egg gig that any Chicago Bear could expect at some point in his career if he was any good. It wasn’t anyone’s idea of stressful work. Smile, pretend to be famous, collect your couple-three thousand bucks for two hours of doing nothing. But then this dude showed up like something out of The Silence of the Lambs, and laid his right forearm on the table.


A Video Game Might Recreate Auburn's Miracle, But It Can't Be Repeated

As Auburn’s grandstands still thundered above him, A.J. McCarron, the Alabama quarterback born in 1990, searched for the words to describe losing in such irregular fashion — on a play that had happened only five times before in major college football history, and never to decide a game, much less one this consequential.


The PS4 Makes Madden, FIFA And NBA 2K Better, If Not Essential

Heading into this console transition my opinion was that, of all the genres that could possibly sell a new Xbox or PlayStation, sports would come in last. Despite the richer visuals and refined experiences I’ve seen so far, that opinion still stands.


The PS4's Baseball Game Just Saved Thousands Of Promising Careers

There’s a ritual dedicated sports gamers go through with each new season. The excitement of peeling the shrinkwrap off the latest edition of NHL or NBA 2K quickly gives way to the realisation that, once again, we’re going to throw away our promising careers.