Meet Cyberdwarf. Cyberdwarf is a character in the ridiculous (and wonderful) video game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. Cyberdwarf now has his very own body pillow.
See, when the folks behind Barkley launched a Kickstarter for the sequel (which is called The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 - Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie - Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa), one of the rewards was a body pillow. A Cyberdwarf body pillow.
Cyberdwarf, by the way, is a dwarf whose skin is made out of a basketball. He is a scholar on all things hoop(z)
When I saw that Cyberdwarf's body pillows had been sent to Kickstarter backers, I asked Barkley designer Eric Shumaker to send me some photos. And he delivered.
Oh, he delivered.
Enjoy these photos of the Cyberdwarf body pillow. It's about as close as you can get to having a plush basketball dwarf cushion to call your own.