At least the version of Superman in this comedy short from Gasm Media, who needs to work on his victim identification skills.
Sure people don't generally get mugged outside of business parks with other people just meters away, but aside from that this is the sort of scene that plays out every day in the streets of our cities. The mugging, I mean. Not the whole Superman part.
Full disclosure, the bald guy with the beard is my pal Chef Lu Bu from being Chef Lu Bu fame, and I am pretty sure Superman was at my wife's birthday party a couple of years back. Or the guy playing Superman. It was an Irish Pub, it's a bit hazy.