I have a reverential dedication to Elden Ring that I normally reserve only for the worst reality TV you’ve ever seen — surprising, but after a year of playing and on the eve of Valentine’s Day, I’m starting to think that they’re not so different.
Elden Ring is full of hard bosses, esoteric secrets, and weird exploits, but the current top guide on the game’s Steam page isn’t about any of that. It’s about feet. The fleshy pads come in all different shapes and sizes, and Elden Ring, like the Souls games before it, is full of them. So of…