I thought I was done with roguelikes, but Streets of Rogue has pulled me back in. The game sprinkles gobs of Deus Ex DNA into the mix, resulting in a series of procedurally generated sandboxes where just about anything can happen. It's fantastic.
Screw Video Game Tutorial Guy. Every time you so much as breathe without shoving a brick in your mouth, he acts like you're a long-dead godking gracing mortals with your presence. It's cloying and ridiculous, and Streets of Rogue does a nice job of poking fun at the trope.