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No, I Won’t Ride The Giant Cat In The New Assassin’s Creed DLC

No, I Won’t Ride The Giant Cat In The New Assassin’s Creed DLC

Last year, when Assassin’s Creed Valhalla launched, Ubisoft tried to get me to swap my trusty horse for a massive wolf. I firmly declined. Now Ubisoft is back to its old tricks, trying to once again tempt me into riding another ahistorically large version of an otherwise undomesticated animal. This…

Lady Dimitrescu vs The Humble Coffee Table

Lady Dimitrescu vs The Humble Coffee Table

She’s as big as a truck and can kick your arse if she gets anywhere near you, but Resident Evil Village’s Lady Dimitrescu’s relentless pursuit can be rendered powerless by a single artefact: a…coffee table.