Two people coming together and sharing hands (or bumping fists) is a fundamental human act, a near-universal sign of greeting and/or friendship. Why, then, do people keep messing it up so badly?
THIS IS YOUR SLOW CONNECTION/BROWSER WARNING
A succession of video game people killing us with their awkward touching recently has led me down memory lane to this, a collection of some of the most stomach-churning hand contact disasters from both video games and the outside world.
Poor Peter Molyneux. He promised in rehearsals that he’d get this right.
The scale of the disaster is matched only by the swiftness of Conan’s recovery.
Geoff Keighley once murdered a man on live television.
When Smash players shake hands like they play Smash Bros.
Moving on from video games…
No…
Please…
Stop…
Please…
If you’re still alive and capable of cognitive thought after this assault on the senses, let’s close things out with American football quarterback Tom Brady. Who, despite being beautiful, rich, an NFL legend and married to a super model, consistently behaves like this:
Oh Tom.
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10 responses to “The Most Awkward High-Five Disasters”
This is another one of those internal Kotaku US blog posts or w/e isnt it?
Oh yeah
I feel like you need to finish the list with this, to restore just a little bit of faith: http://imgur.com/gallery/nPsQa20
There is still hope.
That was awesome.
GIF video clips need to die, there are alternatives; get with it.
FeelsBadMan
That slap on the face was awesome, how the fk do you even fail so hard.
Yeah, GIF’s truly suck. Webm is so much better
Needs more http://i.imgur.com/QHAQQ0k.gif
Needs more http://i.imgur.com/QHAQQ0k.gif