PC

Asshole Sims Won’t Let Fish Babies Sleep

When Stephen said an eye needed to be kept out on the “Sims Gone Wrong” tumblr – showing the wonderful ways one of the biggest games on the planet can break – he wasn’t kidding.


April 26, 2012
PC

But What Happens If You Set Fire To The Video Game Wedding Guests?

The Sims is video gaming’s great virtual dollhouse, inside of which a bunch of virtual people are made to experience joy, heartache and weddings that spontaneously turn into infernos. I found out about that last incident this morning, while helping grab images for our writer Kate Cox’s terrific story about the pros and cons of marriage (according to video games.)


In Real Life

What Video Games Teach Us About Marriage

Roughly two million couples in the United States get married each year, give or take a hundred thousand. Every pair does it for their own reasons, from the idea of a fairy tale happily-ever-after to the decidedly more prosaic need to share health insurance costs.


April 20, 2012
In Real Life

The Kotaku Mixtape Vol 6: SimCity And Beyond

If you’re reading this, you probably wasted hours and hours of your youth on Simcity 2000. Chances are you also know the weird, off-beat soundtrack by heart. But in the ’90s, Will Wright’s Sim Franchise was massive, and SimCity 2000 was only one one game in a series that spanned subjects like healthcare reform and the lives of ants.


February 22, 2012
PC

Marilyn Monroe Eats Pizza, Sleeps Alone In The Sims

Sims modder Pixel Pixies brings a level of wholesome sex appeal to EA’s Sims 3 with her Marilyn Monroe skin, turning a modern family drama into a flick from the ’50s.


January 23, 2012
In Real Life

Meeting My Daughter For The First Time (In The Sims)

Kotaku AU

“I’m not sure if I want to have children.

“Maybe we won’t have enough money for a new house, or that extension you were talking about. What if I want a TV?

“Didn’t you want to buy all that furniture?”


January 18, 2012
News

Katy Perry Will Make Your Sim’s Teenage Dreams Come True

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel like you wish you could just, I don’t know, deck out your Sims sim in Katy Perry gear, start a sim-music career and go on tour?


January 4, 2012
News

Tossed Salad Sex And My Little Pony Meet-ups Combine In Weirdo CGI News Report On The Sims Creator’s Next Game

We know that the next game from Will Wright wants to create a unique gaming experience powered by data about how you live your life. Apparently, gamers, your lives include roughage in the bedroom and lots of booze-filled brony love.


December 22, 2011
In Real Life

Wii-Owning President Obama Doesn’t Care If The Xbox Version Is Better

Somewhere inside the Beltway today, copies of Just Dance 3 for the Wii and The Sims Plus Pets rode in a presidential caravan with the nuclear football. That, gang, is core game cred.


November 17, 2011
News

Sims Creator Will Wright Reveals Hivemind

It looks like Will Wright might be going from manipulating tiny fake people to manipulating normal-sized real ones. VentureBeat’s got news of Hivemind, Wright’s experimental foray into what he’s calling personal gaming. As he describes it, the engines and/or algorithms that power Hivemind will learn and track events in your life and morph the game experience accordingly: