Your breakfast this morning contains one delicious-looking new game trailer and four helpings of utter nonsense.
Handheld Game Parodies Heading to WiiWare
The puns might raise a chuckle, but please don't actually buy these things.
PETA Protests Baby Seal Clubbing In World Of Warcraft
Your thoughts on using a virtual world to stage a protest about the real one?
Funcom's The Secret World Is Not Safe For Frosty Treats
OK now, as a Longest Journey fan, this looks intriguing.
The Waggle-Powered Wii Lawnmower
Like, duh! Obviously.
Super Mario Bros. Strikes Back!
It's childish I know, but Wario R2D2 makes me giggle.