The Kotaku AU Alternative E3 Awards

south-hall-exterior-plus-busWe were at the E-Triple all last week. While some sites may bring you their best games of the show, we though we'd try something different. Here are our alternative E3 awards.

A clear highlight for me was seeing this giant Brutal Legend billboard adorning the exterior of the LA Convention Center's South Hall. That a Tim Schafer-authored game would occupy the venue's most prominent position gives me confidence that this industry is heading in the right direction.

Anyway, onto my Alternative Awards wrap. Oh, and I'll be running through my real awards later this week, so stay tuned.

Most Shocking Announcement The Final Fantasy XIV unveil at the Sony press conference.

Most Underwhelming Announcement Realising that Final Fantasy XIV is an MMO rather than a continuation of the cardinal single-player series.

Worst Blurry-Ass Photo of a Celebrity Brazilian Sports Star I think this is Pele at the Ubisoft press conference. pele-at-ubi

Worst Blurry-Ass Photo of Two Ageing Rock Stars from Liverpool The background signage suggests there are some members of the Beatles here. Who knows! beatles-rock-band

Nintendo's Biggest F-U to the Hardcore Gamer Iwata's pet project, the Wii Vitality Sensor. You insert your finger and it reads your pulse!

Person You'd Most Want to Hit You with a Big Space Hammer Now this is a revolution I want to be part of.

Dumbest Question Asked by a Journalist in the Bayonetta Demo Session "Does it have multiplayer?"

Dumbest Question Asked by a Journalist in the Aliens Vs Predator Demo Session "Have you thought about taking the humans out of the game?"

Least Attractive Booth Workers These Ghostbusters dudes hanging around outside the cafeteria looked like they'd enjoyed more than one cheeseburger for lunch. ghostbusters-dudes

Genre of the Least Impressive Looking Games at the Microsoft and Sony Press Conferences Kart racing. Neither XBLA's Joyride nor the PS3's ModNation Racers did much to excite.

Best Booth Layout of Show Sony clinched this comfortably, for its show floor setup that allowed for plenty of demos pods for all its major games (see MAG below) and for its super stylish meeting room upstairs where every demo area was arranged like a funky living room. sony-mag-setup

Worst Booth Layout of Show EA devoted half of its allocated space to an empty floor in front of a giant screen where you could stand and watch trailers all day. Meanwhile, all the playable games were crammed into the other half, causing chaos and few opportunities to play. ea-booth-with-screen

Best Catering The sumptuous buffet of pan-seared salmon and Singapore prawns, followed by an assortment of exquisite chocolate truffles, all at the Nintendo Business Reception at Club Nokia.

Lushest Demo Area Mini Ninjas wasn't necessarily high on my list of games to catch at the show, but this delightful woodland setting drew me over to the Eidos booth for a quick go. mini-ninjas-at-eidos

Best Demo Session THQ's Homefront was a lesson in how to successfully showcase your game to media for the very first time. The theatrette, comfy seats, big screen and booming audio all helped, but it was the in-game demo itself that stole the honours for Kaos Studio's military shooter. The first half set the scene beautifully and drew you into the world; the second half blew us away with an utterly state-of-the-art shooter boasting some really inventive features.

Worst Demo Session Our half hour with BioShock 2 trod briefly over old ground regarding the single-player story, then spent the rest of the time boring us to tears with a truly horrible showing for its seemingly simplistic and generic multiplayer modes. The hideous lo-res trailer that concluded the session cemented my view that BioShock 2 multiplayer should never have happened.

The Billboard Photographed by the Most Show Attendees This Final Fantasy XIII triptych on the side of the Hotel Figueroa teased us as we made our way back into downtown LA after the show each day. ffxiii-triptych

Bonus Tim Schafer Snap And here's Tim caught being interview by Gamespot. Hi Tim! We love you! tim-schafer


    I want that FFXIII triptych IN MY HOUSE.

    Why didn't you get any pics with famous devs?

    What a bunch of rude, intolerant tripe. What are you Mr. Perfect? This article is disgusting. I bet every question you took was perfect as well champ.

    Wow this almost puts me off Kotaku. Elitist rubbish.

    You sir, are offensive.

      Hey Glenn, let me know how I can put you off Kotaku entirely so I can make sure of it next time.

        Now now, Dave. Glenn just has an inability to communicate well. What he's trying to say is he loves your whimsically irreverent alternate look into E3, and Kotaku is his favourite site bar none.

        You just have to run his comments through a sarcasm filter set on ludicrous level. It all makes sense after that.

    Why was asking whether or not Bayonetta had multiplayer a dumb question? I'd like to see some co-op action in that thing.

    I'm surprised to see Homefront as the best demo, given that I haven't even heard it mentioned in any E3 coverage up until now. And the only mention I can find on this site is an announcement that it existed, prior to E3.

    Any news/impressions of it in the pipeline?

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